Thursday, 20 October 2011

Hello Halloween!

From political parties to partying up this Halloween! Yeah babeh!

Don’t go all white this Halloween. There’s a 40% chance you’ll piss people off.

Instead, go in one of our cool tees and well, stick a middle finger (figuratively speaking, of course) at whoever, whatever.

These are our limited edition Halloween tees. $18 a pop and they’ll make your Halloween rock!  

Trick - Treat

We figured this is what EVERYONE who is out partying on Halloween is thinking so why not show it if you are too shy to say it. ;)

Available in black only. Male cut only.

Horny li'l Devil

Wear this with an angelic smile for maximum effect.

Available in black only. Male and Female cut.

More than a pretty face

You know drunk men/boys need directions sometimes. Glad to be of help.

Available in black only. Female cut only.


This is for the cutie pies. And Casper the Ghost lovers.

Available in black only. Female cut only.

Don't do costumes. Do someone.

If you are really, really against people dressing up like clowns, help make a difference.



Could explain how the term ‘horny devil’ came...about.



For more enquiries, please email us at:

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Payee Name: AB

And the award goes to...

No, no, we weren’t arrested or had to go into hiding. In case you were wondering where did we disappear to. 

We have been busy. And have been entertained. We had a supposed man-in-white write to us appreciating our sense of humour – we smelled a rat when he started getting logical with our silly requests and boy, did we have some. Strange fella. Made us giggle with his emails.

Anyhoo, the cooked up story about the delay in announcing our Presidential Tee winner is that we were waiting for Parliament to open.

The real story is a combination of us wanting to announce the tees at a play called When Tan meets Tan, inspired by the presidential elections, which has now been postponed and...well, our sheer slackness. Come on, not much has been happening since the Elections so it’s been hard getting ‘inspired’. 

Anyhoo (for the second time), the winning Presidential Tee entry by unanimous vote is...drum roll please...ta-dah.

The winner gets $250. Apologies for the delay. Politics is back to its boring best in Singapore once again. Peace.

Monday, 5 September 2011

Presidential results are out! But the voting continues.

Just when we thought the Presidential Elections was such a let down after GE 2011, along came Results Day (and Night) to prove us wrong.

Tan Kin Lian blinked away $48,000. Tan Jee Say beamed away like a true vote spoiler. Tan Cheng Bock smiled too soon. Tony Tan smiled like he knew he had won but was doomed. And we received some cool entries for our Presidential tee-shirt contest.

Okay, in the first place we didn’t expect many entries (we did say the subject matter was boring before Results Day) but we got enough to put a smile on our faces.

These are the shortlisted five.

An enthusiastic soul volunteered his basic design skills so the lines could have some visual context. We feel they are funny and self-explanatory.

Have a read, have a laugh and email us at if you feel any one particular tee rubbed you the right way.

It’s a first past the post system, like our nation’s. And we don’t care if the bulk of you d
on’t like the winner ;)

Shortlisted Entry #1
Entrant’s explanation: I swear I heard it all through Sunday (after results day).

Shortlisted Entry #2

Entrant’s explanation: Inspired by BreadTalk’s ‘Buy 3 Tans and get 1 free’ promotion.

Shortlisted Entry #3
Entrant’s explanation: Did anyone see how TKL failed to connect a High-five with a supporter on results night?

Shortlisted Entry #4
Entrant’s explanation: TT better not make any big public appearances too soon.

Shortlisted Entry #5
Entrant’s explanation: What a 35.1% President looks like.

Wednesday, 24 August 2011

Presidential Contest!

Okay, so our fans (yes, more than one) have been bugging us on why we haven’t done a Presidential tee yet. The reason is simple. After the fun and excitement of GE 2011, the Presidential Elections has been a real snooze fest.

Honestly, who cares if whose son was a white horse or who has to go to Batam to prove his international relations credentials etc We would rather focus on making curry for the too many PRC in our GRC.

BUT if you feel you have it in you to come up with the perfect, most hilarious, ironical, even cynical tee shirt line about the Presidential Elections, please send us your thoughts. Winning entry gets 
$250 cash and we may even get it done as a limited edition tee. Howzaboutat?

Send your funny lines to 
by 31 Aug and have some fun.

Just don’t say ‘
Tan Tan, I will do it tomorrow’ coz then you will forget and you won’t get a crack at the $250 cash!

Friday, 19 August 2011

Presidential Election

The Straits Times, 12 August 2011

One thing’s for sure. Our next President will be a ‘Tan’. Lord forbid if it was a ‘Tin’. Hey, there’s a tee-shirt idea in there somewhere...