Wednesday, 24 August 2011

Presidential Contest!

Okay, so our fans (yes, more than one) have been bugging us on why we haven’t done a Presidential tee yet. The reason is simple. After the fun and excitement of GE 2011, the Presidential Elections has been a real snooze fest.

Honestly, who cares if whose son was a white horse or who has to go to Batam to prove his international relations credentials etc We would rather focus on making curry for the too many PRC in our GRC.

BUT if you feel you have it in you to come up with the perfect, most hilarious, ironical, even cynical tee shirt line about the Presidential Elections, please send us your thoughts. Winning entry gets 
$250 cash and we may even get it done as a limited edition tee. Howzaboutat?

Send your funny lines to dontquoteme.sales@gmail.com 
by 31 Aug and have some fun.

Just don’t say ‘
Tan Tan, I will do it tomorrow’ coz then you will forget and you won’t get a crack at the $250 cash!

Friday, 19 August 2011

Presidential Election

The Straits Times, 12 August 2011


One thing’s for sure. Our next President will be a ‘Tan’. Lord forbid if it was a ‘Tin’. Hey, there’s a tee-shirt idea in there somewhere...

Wednesday, 3 August 2011

GE 2011

Our first series of tee shirts mark THE event of 2011, the Singapore General Elections.

No one (especially all the useless fence sitting, political pundits and columnists) would have guessed what a watershed event the GE 2011 would be.

This time, Singaporeans did not drink the water when led to the well. This time, Singaporeans did not go with the flow. This time, Singaporeans wanted accountability before they crossed the bridge.

We heard Singaporeans online, at rallies, at coffee shops and eventually on polling day. These tee shirts are our summation of GE 2011.

We call them the ‘I voted for the Opposition’ series because Singaporeans being Singaporeans would gladly say that they were rooting for the Opposition AFTER the fact ;)

Go on. Buy it for a laugh.

Buy it for someone who was passionate about election stuff.

Tuesday, 2 August 2011

I voted for the Opposition because...


Knew what I was doing


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Anyone and everyone who voted for the Opposition can take pride in the fact that their vote, their voice of grievance did make a difference. This is for you, all 39.86% of you.


SGD$18.00/pc 


Available in White only, Male and Female cut.
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Repent


 
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The first big body blow to the PAP was self-inflicted. MM said that the people of Aljunied GRC would have five years to repent if they voted for the Opposition. Guess they’d rather find out for themselves.


SGD$18.00/pc 


Available in White and Black, Male and Female cut.
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Teo Ser Luck


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Every election throws up its fair share of sad self serving individuals. 
We had one screaming to be recognized at the top of his lungs.


SGD$18.00/pc 


Available in White and Black, Male and Female cut.
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PRC in my GRC


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Foreign Talent was a thorny issue all through the elections. And as much as there are plenty of useless angmohs everywhere in Singapore, PRCs were seen as a major problem. By local Chinese especially.

Selling fast!
SGD$18.00/pc 


Available in White and Black, Male and Female cut.
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Non resident Indians (NRIs) are intolerable


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Take all the negative sentiments against PRCs, multiply it by ten and you’ll have the collective distaste for Non Resident Indians (NRIs) here in Singapore. These people are serious social misfits!

Selling fast!
SGD$18.00/pc 


Available in White only, Male and Female cut.
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Go Fly Kite



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When there were rumours aplenty about when elections would be, there wasn’t much of an anti-PAP sentiment on the ground. Oh, how quickly that turned when the Election dates were announced.


SGD$18.00/pc 


Available in White and Black, Male and Female cut.
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Buy 2 @ SGD$16.00 each! 
For more enquiries, please email us at:
dontquoteme.sales@gmail.com

Please make payment to:
DBS Savings: 010 4 034126
Bank Code: 7171 
 Branch Code: 010
Payee Name: AB

Monday, 1 August 2011

Don't Quote Me


Tee shirts are the walking billboards of society.

They express an inner attitude, ranging from arrogance to irreverence to sometimes, sheer indulgence.

Tee shirts also showcase a collective mood and feel of people at a particular point in time, be they the majority, minority, the rebel rousers or quite often, the disenfranchised.

Don’t Quote Me, the latest tee-shirt label to join the millions of other tee shirt labels (cough), will hold true to the form and function of tee shirts as walking billboards. In rich irony, of course, in keeping with the label.

We will crystallize what is said (even if it is in hush tones) and more importantly, what is felt on the ground. In concise words. In creative prints.

You can buy into us. You can bitch about us. You best not ignore us.